graphic-mortality:

This is why, ladies and gentlemen, we should all invest in church camp.

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hollabackharry:

the year is 2034

all one direction merchandise still uses pictures from those same 2 shoots from 2011 u know which ones i’m talking about

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Talk Nooty to Me
Jason Derulo feat. Pingu

al10nsy-sherlock:

hfourh:

noot-noot-mother-fucker:

Just wait for it.

Noot Noot, everybody. 

OH MY GOD IM CRYING THIS IS PERFECT

REBLOGGED AT NINJA SPEED!!!

(via foretoldbygyromancy)


pau1y:

what if 911 called you

(via moriarsexy)



note-a-bear:

haymitchdrinksfirewhiskey:

ediebrit:

oh my fucking god

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT.

SHOTS FIRED.

holy shit that went deep

(via gavinfuckingfree)


theducktah:

do you have those friends on tumblr 

that you pretty much never talk to 

but you follow them and they follow you 

and whenever you see them on your dash 

it just makes you smile and you’re so happy they’re there 

and yet you’ve still barely spoken to one another 

because i have a few of those 

and i love you to bits okay 

(via leodicapsrio)




mom: what do you like on your toast

me: boys



liquidatomicgonads:

The Kool-aid man destroys the last remaining ancient wonder of the world to give a kid a sugary drink.

liquidatomicgonads:

The Kool-aid man destroys the last remaining ancient wonder of the world to give a kid a sugary drink.

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